Thing Without Abrain (commonly known as "thing") is the online persona of ████. Both ████ and Thing use any pronouns, but they/them will be used going forward in this document. Below is a transcript of an interview between ████ and worker who chooses to remain anonymous.
INTERVIEWER: Evening.
████: hello!! :D
INTERVIEWER: Did--
[Interviewer struggles to laugh.]
INTERVIEWER: Did you just "colon D" at me? How did you even do that!?
████: what? the :D?
INTERVIEWER: Yeah, that! You're not making this interview any easier if you keep doing that.
████: sorry :(
INTERVIEWER: It's okay. Now, I have some questions some colleagues of mine that we'd like answers to.
████: ok
[The shuffling of papers are heard.]
INTERVIEWER: What are your interests?